the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
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whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
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He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
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