that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
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We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
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Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
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