I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
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it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
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Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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