Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
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