Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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