Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
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I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
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I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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