By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
no you cant smoke seaweed
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Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
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I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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