I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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