ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
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