Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
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its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
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This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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