Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
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I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
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Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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