is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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