Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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