She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
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He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
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You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Can you repeat that, but with context?
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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