The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Randomize
