It's Friday. Sex?
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
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