walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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