I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
We got so high we made milksteak
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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