We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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