She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
Randomize
