Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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