His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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