Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
only if we run a train.
done.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
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