no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
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