Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
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I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
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we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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