either way he was missing a nipple.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
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