They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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