He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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