Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
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no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
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We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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