dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
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i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
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I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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