we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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