so explain again why im purple
no
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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