question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Randomize
