I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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