walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
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