She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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