Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
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