If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
I wish they made helmets for livers.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
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EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
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I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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