shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
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