Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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