is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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