Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
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The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
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then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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