we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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