its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I am full of burrito and curiosity
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
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its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
Is it penis luge time yet?
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
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Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
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