i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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