I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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