Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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