Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
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please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
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The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
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