i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
Randomize
