found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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