when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
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I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
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I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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