Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Heybabeimwearingurpanties
There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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