Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
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