Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
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Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
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Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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