Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Randomize
